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May

did-you-kno:

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I actually bought the entire series yesterday and I’m watching it right now. >.

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xjuryoku:

rosa—sparks:

nondescriptness:

smokemon:

l0ldeborah:

omg

BYE lmaoo

OMFG

I am reblogging this from the grave.

xjuryoku:

rosa—sparks:

nondescriptness:

smokemon:

l0ldeborah:

omg

BYE lmaoo

OMFG

I am reblogging this from the grave.

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fuckyeahwhoseline:

ranga-sauce:



A+

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average teen:
what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
me:
what if my mom finds out my tumblr url

The red string of fate.
“According to the myth, the gods tie an invisible red string around the little finger of people who are destined to be soul mates and will one day marry each other.” It can get twisted and knotted..but it will never be broken

The red string of fate.

“According to the myth, the gods tie an invisible red string around the little finger of people who are destined to be soul mates and will one day marry each other.” It can get twisted and knotted..but it will never be broken

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Kim Kardashian:
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America:
Well sure why not?
Britney Spears:
I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America:
Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra:
I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America:
Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple:
We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO